Will Smith recognized the cameraman!
will smith is a national treasure
"He chose me. He gave me my first bow and plucked me down in front of a target and told me to get to it. I did. Eagerly. See, the Swordsman became like a father to me. I worshipped him, but feared him a little too. I practiced archery for hours every day hoping to get good enough so the Swordsman would like me.”
this is fucking perfect
The moment when Sam legit questioned if he’d gotten out of hell.
i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.
And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it.
are you satan
have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
this is my favorite post on this whole entire website
I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals. It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.
Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.